"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

–Martin Luther King Jr.

Jimmy Hopkins, the savior of Bullworth Academy.

Karma Akabane, the assassin-in-training of Kunugigaoka Junior High School.

School, amirite? It has teachers who will gladly abuse their authority, you'll face weekly tests that cover stuff you've never studied before, the cafeteria food expired 30 years ago, the budget gets spent on the crappy football team instead of restroom locks that work, and there's always the tangled mess of a social hierarchy filled with bullies and other types of backstabbing bastards. So yeah, it's not always the best years of your life, contrary to what your parents might've told you, and it might just cause some students to rebel against the system.

But remember, violence is never the answer; it's a question, and in my very first prediction blog, these troublemaking, cunning prodigies with hearts of gold have selected 'yes'. Since there aren't any teachers around to break up the fight, it's time to find out who will reign as the king of the school in a DEATH BATTLE!

hol up...

The material for both Bully and Assassination Classroom aren't very complicated. The remaster, Bully: Scholarship Edition, will be counted, as it's the definitive release of the game that adds in content that were supposed to be featured on the PlayStation 2 version. Material from Bully's promotional website will be used as well. The anime and manga for Assassination Classroom will be used. It goes without saying Korosensei Quest is a non-canon spinoff set in an alternate universe, so it will not be counted.

We will be giving Jimmy and Karma everything at their disposal for this fight, except for allies. So as hilarious as it would be for Russell and Nagisa to throw hands, they will be excluded from this blog. Oh, and happy 19th anniversary to Bully and happy 10th anniversary to AssClass' (funniest abbreviation ever) anime!

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Connections

"THEY'VE BEEN AT THIS FOR A WHOLE TWO HOURS?!"
(u/Moofieee)

Mischievous, intelligent delinquents from wealthy families who are infamous for their streak of violence and breaking school rules.
They were sent to their respective schools to improve their bad behaviors and are well-known across said schools for being excellent combatants and pranksters.
Despite being considered the worst of the worst at the schools they attend, they are still determined to challenge its social hierarchy and have fought against bullies, showing they genuinely have good intentions and are not the violent thugs that other people make them out as.
By attending these schools, they were betrayed by someone who used them as a pawn (Gary and Kensaku), although they would later find new life paths and goals.
While they may come off as standoffish and violent, they are ultimately good people who want to give the weaker students a voice, and they also care for their best friends (Pete and Nagisa) who are polar opposites of them (Pete and Nagisa are both very calm and reserved in contrast to Jimmy and Karma being rebellious).
By the end of their journeys, they paved a better future for their communities (Jimmy bringing peace and order to Bullworth, and Karma growing up to work as a bureaucrat).

Background

Jimmy

(LordLillyisBack)

"I'm not the one who's funny. You know what's funny? You. You're a joke, you old creep. You and your stuck-up, lame ass school, with its bullies, sex-pest teachers...this place is a dump, and you're a big-nosed freak. This school rewards losers and bullies - I just stand up to them!"

Somewhere in New England, there was a deadbeat mother who ran around with many different men at a time and had no idea what to do with her son, James "Jimmy" Hopkins. Jimmy's mother was more concerned with her own life than Jimmy's, leaving him to raise himself. Due to the lack of attention he received from his parents, he tried searching for that type of attention at school by committing every possible rule violation you can think of, from arson to violent conduct against his fellow peers and teachers. But don't fool yourself into thinking he's the titular bully; each time Jimmy picks a fight, it's because he's trying to defend someone from being hurt by bullies and make those jerks see the error of their ways. He's a troubled teen trying to do right with everyone and give weaker kids a voice, not the heinous, book-dumb troublemaker that everyone perceived him as...well ok sometimes he might expect cash out of you when you need his help, just ask this one fat nerd named Algernon.

Unfortunately, since his solutions involved violence each time, none of the teachers stood by his side. He clearly needed better adults in guidance in his life, but no amount of Freudian slips made him immune to being expelled from seven different schools. At her wits' end, Jimmy's mom ditched him to Bullworth Academy while she was heading off to a year-long honeymoon. It may look like a prestigious boarding school, but it's actually the worst school in the country due to its immense bullying problems, corrupt faculty, and non-existent safety hazards. I mean hell, the lunch lady over there boils kittens into stew! And just look at the boys' dorm, the rats in there put New York City's subways to shame. This hellhole was Jimmy's last chance if he didn't want to end up in juvie or a military academy (he's already rocking the cut), but the bullying issues here were far worse than anything he's dealt with before. As he puts it, the school's alumni are arms dealers, serial killers, and corporate lawyers - real scum. Even though he had to be more diligent and avoid trouble, Jimmy wasn't going down without a fight, as he wanted to bring justice to this madhouse. During his first day, everybody already perceived him as the troublemaker who's probably gonna shoot up the school, but Jimmy ignored the gossip and befriended the socially awkward Pete Kowalski and sociopathic Gary Smith.

Pete was the first person to look past who Jimmy was on the outside and realize he's not a violent brute, while Gary saw Jimmy as a pawn. He wanted control over the school for no reason other than to make everyone suffer and have them eat out the palm of his hands. Overtime, Jimmy would realize Gary is the ultimate bully, and his suspicions were proven true when Gary betrayed him by forcing him into fighting Russell Northrop, the school's most powerful, fearsome student. Jimmy survived the encounter and made amends with Russell, but Gary disappeared into the shadows. Now feeling more persistent to restore order, Jimmy pushed himself forward to stop Gary from causing chaos, and make the school a better place for all by ending its streak of bullying and corruption. It wasn't easy, since Gary didn't stop. He may not have been in Jimmy's line of sight, but he still had his ways of making his life difficult.

After befriending the Bullies, Jimmy had his eyes on the rich, inbred Preps next, who he had initially won over by scheming to egg the math teacher's house for being an abusive bastard, but Gary stepped in and manipulated the Preps into thinking Jimmy said mean stuff about them behind their back. You know, I have no fucking idea why Jimmy stood still the whole time instead of beating up Gary, but I digress. The Preps saw red, and the only way Jimmy could stop them was by egging one of their houses and beating the boxing champion, Bif Taylor, at his own game. Defeating the Preps helped Jimmy move up to the hierarchy. His next targets were their rivals, the Greasers, and then the school's poster children, the Jocks, who he defended Pete from. See? Troublemakers always have a soft side to 'em. Anyway, Jimmy became the king of the school, and the power went over his head, blinding him from Gary's oncoming attacks. While Jimmy was busy basking in glory and spraypainting his name on the town hall, Gary turned all the cliques against each other, released rats into the library, set the gym on fire, sent Johnny Vincent to the asylum, stole the Preps' boxing trophies, and convinced everyone Jimmy was behind all this. Some people just want to watch the world burn.

Jimmy had suspected the local school dropouts, the Townies, were being swayed into doing all of those, but nobody wanted to listen to him. He explored the industrial park to gather more clues, only to stumble across Zoe Taylor, who was expelled from the academy after reporting Mr. Burton for sexually harassing her. They became friends by plotting revenge on Mr. Burton, in which they made him go inside a port-a-potty to tip it over. A night or two later, they vandalized a warehouse belonging to the Preps' right-hand man, Tad, and for once, it seemed like Jimmy could finally catch a breather...until Gary squealed on him for the town hall incident and got him expelled. He needed to sort things out fast, so what better way to do that than to get Russell to plow through their hideout's gates and confront their leader, Edgar Munsen? Jimmy beat some sense into Edgar, and it turned out Edgar was following Gary's orders because he couldn't afford to go to school. Um, ok, not the best excuse for trying to burn people alive, but now that Jimmy won over his respect, that was all that mattered. Not long after, Jimmy went over to Zoe's house to confess his love to her, only to be told the school had broken out into a war. Gee, I wonder who planned this all along. No, it wasn't Aizen...uhhh...nah, it couldn't have been the mailman or a turkey sandwich...a-ha! It was Gary! He turned all the cliques against each other and got them to brutalize one another! That bastard! Jimmy scrambled for help from Russell and Edgar, with Russell helping him beat some sense into the cliques and Edgar getting everyone else to calm down. Jimmy would finally confront Gary on the rooftop, and upon defeating him, peace and justice was brought to the school once and for all.

The hellish year at Bullworth was an uphill battle, but it was Jimmy's first step to adulthood and an experience he'll always look back on. He learned some valuable lessons along the way: to never trust a guy who has a scar on his eyebrow and went as ~~an Arcane fan~~ a Nazi for Halloween, that Preps and Greasers aren't just exclusive to The Outsiders, to never skip class or else prefects will beat you, and most importantly, that sometimes all it takes is for one person to take a stand against injustice. Sadly, we might never see a sequel because Rockstar Games would rather milk GTA, but at least Jimmy managed to defy all the 'troublemaker' accusations and build a better future for what was once the worst school in the United States.

Karma

"You ought to be glad your target can move at Mach 20. Otherwise you'd be a mass murderer now. This is your fault. If you've got time to play the blame game... why don't you use your head to think about what you should really be doing now?"

Born to wealthy parents who travel around the globe for a living, Karma Akabane has lived a largely independent life. He was born with traits many kids wish they could have: intelligent, athletic, good-looking. Because of that, many of the adults around him set high expectations for him - ones that he grew tired of trying to meet. He grew a rebellious streak and caused trouble here and there, but hey, he was a straight-A student, so he always had his teachers on his side. But what lied beneath his troublemaker side was a heart of gold; he wasn't picking fights for the hell of it, he fought if a student was being hurt by someone else.

During his first year at one of Japan's most prestigious schools, Kunugigaoka Junior High School, he befriended the local passive boy, Nagisa Shiota. Nagisa was reading an article about Karma's favorite movie director, who was debuting his first superhero film, Sonic Ninja, and Karma invited Nagisa to watch it with him. This formed a pretty great friendship, and they hung out on a daily basis, playing video games together and whatnot. They felt like they could be themselves around each other, and Karma could finally put his guard down around him. It didn't seem like anything could drive a wedge between the duo...but then something changed. Nagisa began taking note of how Karma could punch his way through any of his problems, something Nagisa himself couldn't do, and he suspected he was playing second fiddle to Karma. Karma on the other hand became increasingly suspicious of Nagisa's quiet nature. He knew he had to be on high alert around those types of people, but he always had his guard down around Nagisa, until one day when they were hanging out at a copyright-friendly McDonald's, and Karma couldn't find Nagisa anywhere. Nagisa poked his back and told him he was right behind him the entire time, sending Karma into a mental frenzy. He didn't like how he didn't have enough time to react to this. What are the odds Nagisa was one of those quiet killers who seemed sweet and honest on the outside? How likely was it for him to kill Karma in his sleep? Why are we asking you all these questions?

Karma did not know how to deal with this, and before either of them knew it, they interacted less and less, and they were back to being mere acquaintances. But that was fine by him as long as he was still known as a star pupil across the school. At some point, the school's chairman, Gakuho Asano, felt if 5% of the student population was looked down upon, the rest of the school would become more motivated to keep their grades up and live successful lives. As a result, Class 3-E was formed, which consists of students with poor grades and students who have been suspended. It's not a pretty story to tell - they have to take their classes in an old building half an hour away from the main campus by foot, aren't allowed to participate in the main activities, and are shunned by all the other students due to their reputations as failures who'll never amount to anything. However, this would all change when over half the moon was blown up, and a strange tentacled creature, whom Class 3-E dubbed Korosensei, claimed himself as both Class 3-E's new teacher and the one who destroyed the moon. They had to kill him before the year wrapped up or else he'd blow up Earth as well, but don't you know how hard it is to do that when your teacher is fast enough to go to the North Pole and back to Japan for some ice cubes?

Sometime before that, Karma had defended a senior student of Class 3-E from a gang of bullies, but one of the bullies just so happened to be a star pupil with a bright future ahead of him, which enraged Karma's dastardly teacher, Kensaku Ono. He painted Karma in the wrong and said he had no right to protect "a worthless piece of trash." Enraged at his teacher's true nature and not being able to talk things out, Karma destroyed everything in the room with his bare hands, and he grew a burning hatred for authorities. As a result, he was suspended and set to be placed in Class 3-E upon his return. It wasn't long until he caught wind of Korosensei being their teacher, which was a jackpot for Karma because he could finally show those scumbag teachers a true lesson. They greeted each other with a warm handshake...but then Korosensei's hand splattered cuz Karma hid pieces of an anti-Korosensei knife in his palm! And this wasn't Karma's only attempt either, he somehow stole Karma's gelato and tried to shoot him while he was busy teaching away. He kept trying until he went for his greatest attempt yet: jumping off a cliff to ruin Koro's reputation. With the way Kensaku turned out, Karma didn't think Koro would save him, but that's what he did anyway, and he earned Karma's respect.

Throughout the semester, Karma proved himself to be a useful student to the class, such as scoring well on a test rigged against the class, coming up with the nickname "Professor Bitch" for their teacher Irina Jelavic, saving Kayano and Kanzaki from a kidnapping with help from his friends, and letting the class win against a pro baseball club through intimidation tactics alone. The spotlight shined down on Karma again when final exams came in, which Karma flunked due to taking a relaxed approach to it and not studying. This dropped his grades from 4th to 13th place, and he was so ashamed he was actually sulking! Korosensei teased him for it, but he didn't want to hear it - at least until the class went on vacation to Okinawa, where the class thought up of a grand assassination attempt on Korosensei. They were trying to ambush him from a hut he was in, using decoys and Korosensei's #1 weakness (porn) against him, buuuuut Korosensei detected gunshots anyway and he entered a crystalized form where he can't move for 24 hours. And it doesn't end there - many of the students and Karasuma were affected by an illness, so they had to confront the instigator by themselves.

The students raided a hotel that the assassins were in, including this guy, Grip, who Karma challenged to a fight even though he knew one hit from Grip would end him. At first, the class protested against this, but here's the thing, Karma's chin was down. He was taking this seriously for once and didn't want to get knocked back down after failing those exams. So by using Karasuma's fighting moves, going on the offensive and counter-attacking Grip, Karma won and seemingly changed his ways for once. Well, you know what they say in the old countr- wait nvm Karma went back to his old ways by torturing Grip. During the next semester, Karma cut down on the action a bit, but don't worry he made a fool out of his rival, Gakushu Asano, by getting a perfect score in an exam. Things didn't stay peaceful for too long. His classmate, Kayano, was revealed to have tentacles and fought Korosensei, with the only thing stopping her being a kiss from Nagisa! The deadline to kill Korosensei was getting closer! The class was in conflict whether to save Korosensei or not! Karma wanted to kill him and not have their efforts go to waste, but Nagisa disagreed. They started to remember why they stopped talking to each other in the first place, so it turned into a shouting-and-shoving match, and the class was split into teams in a paintball war. Nagisa was sneaking up on his team until Karma challenged him to a one-on-one fight, which Nagisa got his ass kicked in, even having his Stun Clap negated, but deep down Karma felt bad for Nagisa and respected the fact Nagisa didn't gun him down when he was about to shoot him and win the war. So he put his knife down and surrendered. They put water under the bridge and became homies again, but Karma still teased him. Can't kill off old habits, you know.

Karma would show his character development further by teaming up with Nagisa to snatch some data from the International Space Station that could save Korosensei, choosing to stay in Class 3-E even though entrance exams were coming, and defusing a situation with a group of soldiers. More specifically, soldiers who had Toka surrounded, and after realizing it wouldn't end well if Karma fought them, he apologized and left without a scratch on anyone. However, the deadline to kill Korosensei was getting closer, and he was trapped in a shield from the government. The class was abducted by the same soldiers, and Karma took command of the class again so they could go to the mountain Korosensei was held at. They took out each soldier, but their leader, Craig Hojo, was a man to be feared. They took him out with hit-and-run methods, their weapons, and Nagisa's Stun Clap, right on time to reunite with Korosensei. This was cut short by Shiro and the Reaper launching an attack on them, and after an almighty battle, Korosensei was left exhausted and at the hands of the class. Even though they didn't want to, they had to say goodbye, and Nagisa placed his knife into Korosensei's heart. They all cried, which was a first for Karma, and- dammit, who left this bowl of onions here?

There's a light at the end of the tunnel, though, and I'm not talking about a train coming to hit us. Korosensei taught each of his students valuable life lessons along the way, which helped Karma create a better future for him and his community. He surprisingly stayed at Kunugigaoka for the next three years, continuing to upstage Asano, and he would work his way up the financial ladder, eventually becoming a bureaucrat. This was mostly so he can use the city as his personal piggy bank, but eh, it still counts for something. All in all, Karma managed to beat the 'troublemaker' accusations and prove himself to be a warrior in both academics and battlefields. If you're his target, it's best to not run too far - you know what they say about karma catching up to you...

Skill and Experience

Jimmy

You'd be forgiven for viewing Jimmy as an average kid who has been manipulated by the likes of Gary and Derby, didn't know what "sociopath" or "hermaphrodite" meant, and his music teacher even blackmailed him into participating in a pageant by not assigning him another F. But it should be noted he overcomes his naivety as the story progresses, and any poor grades he might've made are really just him not caring about most aspects of school, as opposed to an actual reflection of how smart he is. So here's a true reflection, to our best ability.

Jimmy's been expelled from seven different schools across the country for vandalism, graffiti, bad language, violent conduct, disrespecting staff, and even arson. This, along with his abusive childhood, have granted him an insane level of toughness and combat prowess for a kid his age, and he is often considered the strongest, bravest, most versatile, dangerous and reliable student at Bullworth. And that's not an easy feat to accomplish, since Bullworth is home to state-ranked wrestlers, prize-fighting boxers who have been doing it their whole lives with the highest training that money can buy (including Bif Taylor, the town's boxing champion, and Bryce Montrose, who is trained in Brazilian jiu jitsu and Muay Thai), and smelly nerds who are brainy enough to recite the periodic table from memory, hack into the football field's scoreboard just to rewrite it into a funny message, and invent many of the weapons in the game, such as a machine gun that shoots potatoes. Yet despite that, Jimmy has...outsmarted and outmatched each of them, even when a race was completely rigged against him. He's just that good at reading the room, which even applies to him early in the game, as he quickly realized how bad Bullworth truly was. He knew everyone spent more time harassing and fighting each other than studying, that they all knew each other for a long time, and that minding his own business would be impossible in this type of environment, which roped him in to fight.

Speaking of feats early in the story, Jimmy was capable of beating up a gang of bullies right after chasing Davis across the school, as well as fighting their leader Russell Northrop, the strongest student. I want to remind you, when Russell gets angry like this or takes things seriously, nobody dares to challenge him - not even the prefects and townsfolk, both of whom can one-shot virtually every student, nor the Townies, who are homicidal, drug-addicted maniacs that reportedly use Bullworth students as live dartboards. Yeesh...stay in school, kids. Anyway, this aligns well with Jimmy being accustomed to fighting opponents who are stronger and bigger than him, with some other examples being a sledgehammer-wielding Norton and a swarm of Jocks. It helps that he received karate training from a homeless man who is not only a veteran of the Korean War, but also a hidden genius who built a machine that let him interact with and summon aliens.

He also has some of his own wrestling moves, knows how to disarm others, is a master of whatever weapon he can get his hands on, using the environment to his advantage while in combat, and is a surprisingly worthy candidate of a valedictorian, since he's a straight-A student who completed all his classes way before the year even ended. These classes consist of - but are not limited to - making photo-realistic paintings, answering math problems correctly, creating weapons out of a mere chemistry set, and building the best bicycle in town, all in the span of seconds. Even his English teacher applauded his strategic mind, which was best shown when Jimmy located the Townies' hideout and knew they were responsible for putting rats in the school's library, setting the gym on fire, and sending Johnny Vincent to an asylum despite having very little evidence for any of these and never meeting their leader, Edgar Munsen, before. Jimmy is also a handyman across town, as he's relied upon by the citizens to help them find unique items, track down their missing dogs, escort them around, do their jobs for them, extinguish a burning building, deal with petty criminals, do some pest control, beat their records in their hobbies, and much more.

Karma

Even early in the series before receiving assassin training, Karma already had a knack for violence, with Nagisa stating it was his passion, if anything. He beat up bullies each time they were looking for trouble, and the government entrusted him to deal with Korosensei. Shortly after, he was the first student to legitimately hurt Korosensei, doing so by cutting up pieces of an Anti-Sensei knife, attaching them to his hand, and offering him a friendly handshake. Later on when none of his other attempts were working, he was willing to jump off a cliff just to prove a point - at least until Korosensei saved him.

As an assassin, you have to excel in many forms of combat, whether it be unarmed, knife, or ranged combat. This is all thanks to Korosensei, the greatest assassin the world has known, and Karasuma, a trusted agent from Japan's Ministry of Defense, which is pretty consistent with how even when Karma was suspended from school, a Ministry of Defense spokeswoman trusted Karma in assassinating Korosensei for good. This has all led to many amazing teamwork feats from Class 3-E, such as combining their abilities to humiliate two higher-up students from another class, beating the varsity baseball team without even touching a bat, winning a shootout against a professional assassin, beating Korosensei and Karasuma in a good ol' game of Cops & Robbers, and more.

Individually speaking, Karma has defeated a superhuman assassin named Grip by evading his attacks and predicting when he would use his best weapon, hijacked the International Space Station with Nagisa, fought Nagisa in a standstill, led his classmates in an operation to defeat a high-ranked squad of guerilla soldiers known as the Wolfpack, is an expert in tormenting people, and grew up to become a bureaucrat. Karma's combat skills are so remarkable that just by watching Karasuma do his self-defense moves once, he used it to dodge Grip's attacks until he could score a perfect hit on him on his first try and without making any mistakes, despite how Grip could've broken his skull or how Karma was never trained in self-defense to begin with.

Karma is a straight-A student who maintains such high grades with barely any effort, even receiving a perfect score on a college level exam and gaining the fourth-highest grades in the school after taking a test that was rigged against his class. He is also the academic rival of Gakusho Asano, who's smart enough to think of a contract with fifty clauses in a near-instant. Later on in life, he took on a career as a bureaucrat.

Arsenal

Jimmy

Skateboard

Starting off simple, Jimmy received his skateboard as a gift for rescuing Bucky from some bullies, and while it's not the fastest vehicle, he does get around faster on his skateboard than on foot. Besides that, he can also use it to pull off some sick ollies, jump off high buildings without taking damage, and skitch.

Super Slingshot

Characters like Bart Simpson and Dennis the Menace have shown us in order to master the arts of mischief, you must own a slingshot. And it just so happens to be Jimmy's go-to weapon. Well, actually, it's a super one invented by the Nerds, passed down to Jimmy so he could protect Earnest during his class president speech. This bad boy comes with a sniper scope, infinite ammo, and a fast charging time. It also knocks out prefects within two headshots.

Considering the design is based on hunting slingshots, which can shoot projectiles between 150-200 mph (67.056 to 89.408 m/s) - which would be Subsonic - it's safe to say the Super Slingshot scales to this.

Firecrackers

Don't mind these, they're just Little Devil brand firecrackers that Jimmy crafted in Chemistry class. They instantly blow up upon landing on an opponent, and a single firecracker is good enough to one-shot most of the students, but Jimmy should be careful to not hold it for too long. Uh, how is this legal for kids to own? What in the Breaking Bad is this school up to???

Stink Bombs

He who smelt it, dealt it. These were made by Fatty Johnson by using his own B.O., the stench of the boys' locker room, and Chemical X (no, not the one that gave The Powerpuff Girls their powers). These release a blinding cloud of gas that'll stun the opponent and force them to cover their nose. They can even stun Fatty himself, who's so gross that he thinks toilet water is delicious, claiming it tastes like "lemonade", as well as Edna, who proudly cooks nasty meals, sneezes into 'em, is alright with cooking cats, thinks expired meat is good to eat, and once drank perfume.

Itching Powder

Like the stink bomb, these will leave an opponent where they stand, only this time it'll induce some serious itching all over their skin. Riveting.

Marbles

Perfect for tripping people with, especially against some particularly wet bandits.

Eggs

Part of a balanced breakfast - unless you're at Bullworth, where they get tossed against people's eyes to blind them and are most notably used by the Preps. It makes fights more eggs-citing.

Spray Paint

Jimmy and the cliques often use this to write out some insults against their rivals on their turf and- yeah it's another weapon that blinds you.

Water Balloons

If Jimmy has access to a water fountain or sink, he can make these.

Camera

Jimmy's art teacher, Ms. Phillips (omg iz she da mom of trevur philipz from stealy wheely automobiley 5?!?!), teaches photography as well. That's why she gave him a black-and-white camera, although it gets upgraded to a digital one with color the further he gets into the classes. Not much else to say. Would be one thing if it had night vision, but nooooooo.

Spud Gun

Feel like giving someone a painful dose of potassium? The spud gun is a T-rated shotgun that fires potatoes at breakneck speeds and was used by Jimmy to knock out an army of football players who were all wearing protective gear. I don't see why he didn't just let them beat that sick bastard Earnest to death tbh. Speaking of which...

Spud Cannon

If Jimmy is on school grounds, that means he has access to the Nerds' secret observatory and can use this machine gun. Spuds in Bully are powerful enough to destroy steel doors, and unlike the regular spud gun, the ammo for this never runs out and shoots out extra spuds. So once the spuds start raining down, pick a god and pray.

Bottle Rocket Launcher

After beating Fatty's high score in the infamous ConSumo, Jimmy was rewarded with his own bottle rocket launcher, which fires out explosive...uhh, bottled rockets. Of course, it deals a lot of damage, but it has three flaws: it doesn't have the best range, can only fire three shots at a time before reloading, and can literally backfire on Jimmy if he's too close.

Rubber Band Ball

Jimmy will put all of his rubber bands together upon collecting 75 of them that were scattered around town. Just like the slingshot, it has infinite, uh, "ammo" and never gets confiscated when you're busted, but the best part is how it bounces around everywhere, destroying everything and knocking down everyone in sight, leaving them with no chance to dodge it. The more Jimmy uses it, the stronger and faster it gets.

Flowers

If Jimmy wants to rizz up someone, including guys (more details in his abilities), he can give them a bouquet of flowers that he very likely stole to instantly win them over. We love a bi icon!

Melee Weapons

These are non-standard, as Jimmy can't store any of these in his pockets, but he can pick 'em up and use 'em if the environment just so happens to have any of these laying around:

Baseball bat
Book
Brick
Broom
Fire extinguisher
Football
Frisbee
"Kick Me" sign
Lunch tray
Paddle
Plank
Plate
Poison gun
Soccer ball
Steel pipe
Sledgehammer
Trash can lid
Umbrella
Vase
Yardstick
Volcano 4000 Firework

Karma

Anti-Sensei Weapons

The government gave Class 3-E some weapons to try killing Korosensei with, and by far the most notable one is a handgun, followed by a rubber knife. They are specifically designed to work against him and are powerful enough to blast off a good chunk of his tentacles. They also come in the form of rifles, grenades, nets, cages, and...clothing? Huh.

Knife

Although Karma typically wields an Anti-Sensei knife, he has been shown to possess a real knife before. We haven't seen him stab anyone with it, but obviously you don't want to fuck around with someone who has a knife.

A bomb...and smoke bomb

When escaping from their The Reaper, Takebayashi just so happened to carry a solid, timed explosive in their pockets, and Okuda conveniently had some smoke bombs to cover them. The solid explosive was strong enough to blow up a metal wall, yielding 146 MegaJoules.

Knockout Gas

Karma stole this from Smog and used it against Grip when he tried using his own knockout gas. Oh how the tables turn!

Wasabi & Hot Mustard

Coming from Karma's emergency tool bag, these are great to put on a sandwich, or for jamming up someone's nostrils!

Emergency Tool Bag

He would use these contents again to torture and overwhelm a mercenary.

Bottle

When confronting two bullies who were talking crap about Nagisa, Karma didn't hesitate to break a bottle in half and threaten them with it. Of course, they chose to ran away instead of taking their chances.

Taser

Gun shy but trigger happy? A taser will fulfill your needs. These are strong enough to electrocute Craig Hojo's soldiers.

Tranquilizers

These were able to instantly put Hojo's men to sleep from a safe distance even while they were wearing protective gear.

Vehicles

Jimmy

BMX V

A bike of fury that Jimmy built himself through blood, sweat and tears cuz the Shop classes are a pain in the ass: the BMX V. Jimmy most notably used it to race against Johnny Vincent, the best bike racer and local handyman. It should also easily upscale the generic bikes, which can go faster than a police car.

Scooter

You don't need a mid-life crisis to own a scooter...but you do need to wear a helmet, just so the prefects and cops don't get mad.

Go-Kart

By far the fastest vehicle in the game, even faster than police motorcycles. Fun to hit kids and the elderly with, especially Sheldon.

Karma

Outfits

Jimmy

Ninja Costumes

Yeah, these look like dumb Halloween costumes, but don't worry, these have their uses. The black ninja costume increases Jimmy's stealth and makes it so that prefects can't see him when he's trespassing, skipping class, or staying up past curfew. The green one increases the damage potency and range for his weapons...aaaaand red isn't very useful since it only protects him from trespassing. This is what happens when you vote red.

Karma

P.E. Uniform

Karasuma provided these special, military grade uniforms to his students to wear while performing strenuous activities and comes with camouflage. This baby is resistant to fire, stretches, stabs, and blunt force. It's durable enough to take a hit from Craig Hojo, who is a lion-slaying leader of a group of guerilla soldiers called "The Wolfpack." He's the single-most deadly human on the planet who could've killed Class 3-E in 20 seconds, and not even Karasuma wanted to confront him. Karasuma is the same guy who can lift 100 tons and threw hands with The Reaper. Which is funny because the P.E. Uniform also withstood attacks from The Reaper, who destroyed a room with a kick (61.82 MJ), created a shockwave (5,564,623,802 J), and left a crater on the ground (9,267,023,778 J).

WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS?!

Abilities

Jimmy

Martial Arts

As explained earlier, Jimmy is an adept fighter who has bested prize-fighting boxers, state-ranked wrestlers, genius Nerds, and psycho dropouts. That's why you can trust drunk homeless veterans. With that being said, Jimmy can beat up everyone before he receives any training and, if the player chooses to, can fend off a whole army of Nerds armed with potato guns and bottle rocket launchers with just his own hands. That leads us to...

Accelerated Development

This is the ability to increase your statistics and/or skills at a much faster rate than a normal person like you and I can, whether it be through training, engaging in combat, or doing everyday, mundane tasks. In just the span of one class session, Jimmy instantly developed useful skills, such as charming people, defusing aggressive situations (we'll get to those next), improving his weapon accuracy, buffing his strength by boxing people, building the best bike, and tracking down the locations of collectibles. He taught himself how to box simply by entering a tournament and whooping everybody's asses, in spite of them having a huge advantage by having years of experience. And even early on when he wasn't using any of his weapons on a daily basis, he quickly learned how to use a slingshot by knocking out the football team, despite all of them wearing protective headgear.

Charisma

With his charisma...er, "rizz", Jimmy can use his words to turn the tides, such as apologizing to his opponent to end a fight, winning over girls and boys with small talk (even those who are already in a relationship), instantly calming down a bloodlusted Russell, and talk his way out of crimes. Beyond that, he also brought hope back to Mr. Galloway, who was a depressed, hopeless alcoholic, and befriended each clique leader, making them do his every command.

Fear Inducement

Thanks to the stuff he learned in English class, Jimmy can scare his enemies away by shoving or insulting them. Practically every clique leader became afraid of Jimmy - which he noted himself - and didn't dare to fight him again until Gary manipulated everyone. In fact, Jimmy's intimidation powers are so potent it worked on Edgar Munsen, a cold-blooded maniac who was trying to kill Jimmy inside a chemical plant and almost burned down a gym with people inside of it.

Weapon Mastery

Jimmy can work around with any weapon he gets his hands on, ranging from simple baseball bats to the advanced spud cannon. Jimmy is so skilled with his Super Slingshot that he used it to knock out swarms of Greasers while being chased across town and having explosives tossed at him, as well as finding and hitting the weak spot for Earnest's machine gun.

Stealth

Jimmy can't just always go blasting and beatin' the shit outta others. Not because it's rude (for the record, we encourage kids fighting), but because sometimes he has to sneak up on 'em instead. By hiding in trash cans, lockers or porta potties, anyone - whether it be asylum orderlies or police officers - chasing after Jimmy will lose sight of him. But it doesn't end there; Jimmy has also taken pictures of Lola cheating on Johnny, followed Mr. Hattrick to his house so he could vandalize it while hiding from the police as well, and broke into an asylum twice - all without being caught. 'Discretion' is his middle name, after all.

Healing

If Jimmy has taken too much damage, he can get right back up and recover as if nothing happened, and this doesn't seem to have a limit since we tested it for 13 boxing matches in a row...it was funny. Anyway, he can also heal by drinking soda, eating, kissing someone, or in the 'obviously not combat applicable' way, sleeping.

Acrobatics

During dodgeball, Jimmy can jump good much like a certain samurai, and even pull off smooth rolls to get out of harm's way.

Humiliation Moves

Jimmy can shove his opponent into a locker/trash can, give them a wedgie, give them a swirly, or spit on their face; the latter two will instantly knock them out. There are other moves that he can do if their health is low or after insulting them enough times, these will either make them flee in fear or also immediately KO them:

Small opponents: Indian burn, spit headlock, 'stop hitting yourself'
Average opponents: Arm punches, back-and-forth slaps, ear twist, shove and gut punch
Big opponents: Knee to the hamstring, tripping, false handshake
Fat opponents: Slap & wedgie combo, plumbing incident
Little kids: Nose pinch, push 'n' trip